filk_of_belac (filk_of_belac) wrote,
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filk_of_belac

If I Had 1,000,000 Platinum

Title: If I Had 1,000,000 Platinum
Mythos: Firefly/Serenity
May be sung to the tune of: If I Had $1,000,000
Owner of the original: Barenaked Ladies (but I was listening to the Brobdingnagian Bards' "If I Had 1,000,000 Ducats" when I wrote it)
Written on: Fall 2005



If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you some jewels (I'd buy you some jewels)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
And a gown to go with those jewels (something graceful and elegant, like you)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd ask you if you serviced crew (no other Companion would do)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum, I'd buy your love

If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd build a little hideaway on our ship
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
to come relax in on our trips
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
Maybe we could put a hot-tub in there
wouldn't that be shiny!

If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you an old junker of a ship (and help you fix it up)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you some strawberries (just to watch you eat them)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd take you in a manly fashion ('cause you're pretty)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy your love

If I had 1,000,000 platinum
we wouldn't have to use a hovermule
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
we'd take a hoverlimo 'cause it's cool
If I had 1,000,000 platinum we wouldn't have to eat fried protein

If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you a slinky dress (but not too slinky, I'm a jealous man)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you a farm (but I wouldn't buy the farm, oh wait, I will)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you a goose (haven't you always wanted to juggle a goose?)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum
If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd be DURRAN HAYMER!
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