filk_of_belac (filk_of_belac) wrote,
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Title: The Pirates who don't do anything
Mythos: Baseball
May be sung to the tune of: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Owner of the original: Veggie Tales. The version I used is the Relient K one.
Background: I am in fact a Pittsburgh Pirates fan.



Chorus
We’re the Pirates, we don’t do anything
We’re the Pittsburgh baseball club
And if you ask us to do anything
We’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

Oh we’ve never beat the Astros and we’ve never beat the Rockies
And we’ve never won a series ‘gainst the Mets or Montreal
And we never beat the Phillies and we never beat the Marlins
And we’re never in the playoffs in the fall

(chorus)

Oh we never load the bases so we never hit a grand slam
And we never hit a home run ‘cause we never score at all
Oh we never use pinch-hitters and we never run the squeeze play
And we’re never in the playoffs in the fall

(chorus)

Oh we never catch them stealing and we never hit the cutoff
And we never hit their batters and we never fight in brawls
Oh we never win the Cy Young and we don’t have any all-stars
And we’re never in the playoffs in the fall

Baseball Commissioner’s log, 2006
Who be this team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, and why be they so lousy?

We don’t mean to be whiners, but we wish we still had Ralph Kiner
We don’t want to make a fuss, Willie Stargell played for us!
We don’t know where he’s gone, but we once had Barry Bonds

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give them a big hand!

(chorus)
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